Shelbie brings up a very valid point. How can one actually be scared shitless?
Or in other words, what is the greatest Halloween prank you’ve pulled? Let me know!
Have a Happy Halloween everyone, stay safe!
I “accidentally” lit myself on fire.
I… guess they share a digestive tract, but it’s located lower than a normal person’s.
WHY IS THER NO RULE 34
I once lived at a house that had a crawl space above the front door. I crawled up there with candy and eggs… when they said “trick or treat”, I decided. No costume= automatic trick.
I AM FLAPPING BY THEM
I see you changed the rollovers.
He did! Poor Candy.
I sorta have one. not sure if its really because of me, but anyway, a few years ago I volunteered at this haunted house. The theme that year was a hugely varied zombie apocalypse-style house. I’m talkin like stuff from zombie games, movies, and other types of sources. My area was a corner about halfway through the path to get out of the maze. About 30 minutes into the night, I’m getting slightly bored with the usual stuff, and figured I should try to change it up a little. Before I can come up with anything really good, however, i hear screaming coming from around my corner. Suddenly, this chick nearly plows into me, sadly startling me so my zombie moan turned into a half-frightening, half-frightened yell. She stopped short of running my ass over, looks at me, and suddenly her legs give out on her causing her to be on her knees in front of me, kinda dazed-ish. Now, me being the nice guy I am, asked if she was ok, helped her up (we were not supposed to touch any patrons, so the boss talked a little to me, but ignored the incident because of the situation), and helped her out of the maze. Turned out she had a morbid fear of zombies and her friends were dicks.
*GASP* OH NO! I’ve stayed in one place too long! FLEE!!!
*dives back into the bushes*
Does anyone else notice the somewhat random brakoth in the bush over there? Or I’m just going crazy.
Hey Oni, I’ve got two bear traps, a dozen chipmunk cages, and 5 sticks of dynamite. I say we go hunting. What’ve you got?
Oh the usual Texan Hunting equipment 10 Photon Plasma Lazer BFGS, 9 Drill Bullets Gattaling Guns, 8 Shotguns, 7 Laser Sighted Sniper Rifles, 6 Fire, Ice, & lightning Crossbows, 5 Golden Machine Guns, 4 Rifles with bullets power by souls, 3 Magical Turrents, 2 Engrave Magnum Revolvers, and 1 Seriously Unbelievably Sharp Big Fucking Katana with the power can Slice the Fabic Dimensional Fabic of Time and Space.
Oh & some several Fucktons of razor sharp bladed weaponry, and a pile of fully loaded guns over there next to the Bait.
Plus a High Godlike Power Technologically Advanced Fully Magically Metallic Hunter Armor, also a Bacon Sandwich.
Aaaaaaaaand now I’m jealous. Any chance you’d share?
NO! Just kidding, sure take anything you like except the Bacon Sandvich. I also got a suit case fill with different Ancient Eastern & Western Weaponry, plus a mini frigid full of Eastern, Western, Northern, and Southern Mythical Mystical Legendary Weaponry, and the Keys to a Ancient Mechanical Guardian of some ruins on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
All that, plus the helmet, plus the chipmunk cage… and I think we done caught us a brakoth!
where did i leave that decoy….o-o nvm. ill make a new one
That’s some good scare tactics.
It would scare me shitless that’s for sure.
Question: Does Peppermint wear her hair in a ponytail now? It seems like it is but I might be wrong!
Cute comic by the way! Mochi and Daifuku make a great pair!
Haha it looks that way doesn’t it! But no, she doesn’t. That’s just how I like to draw her hair, giving it a bit more volume and bounce. You’ll see the back of it next week!
It’s an ahoge!
Yet another failed attempt at Pepper’s secret.
P.S. should I stop making these stories?
lol James and Alice, nice guesses at those first names. Funnily enough Alice is the name of my best friend!
So I take it as a yes to keep making the stories.
Jkun, I was reading how you think Poly comments too much, and I though, why doesn’t Crazy Sunshine have a Chatango chatbox?
One of the comics that I like (Cat Nine: Take Two!) has one, and it doesn’t even update that often!
Yeah, he’s pretty spammy!
I added a Chatango – can you tell me if it works? It’s to the right.
Poly? Spammy? Lovely nicknames. I’m not trying to be rude, though, so I’m sorry it comes off that way.
I couldn’t trick-or-treat this year. But I made up for it by scaring the crap out of my coworkers. Then I finished the day with candy and horror films. :)
Nice! I covered my toilet in a mix of red food dye and water then invited my girlfriend over and told her I had just murdered someone.
She almost called the cops.
That “ooga booga” made me think of Courage the Cowardly Dog: “Stupid dog, you made me look bad. OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!”
God, that show was so freaking awesome.
“Ow, what’d I do?”
heh. I actually read that in Eustace’s voice. Even though I haven’t see that show in years. Awesome
scared shitless to sexy…….WTF? I was already lost then you guys just took off on me. trust me. I’m being honest.
awesome. unfortunately I’m just a lame person and can’t pull a trick to save my life.
Hey, you might not be able to pull a prank, but you aren’t lame!
A dominant thought I had in this comic? Lacie swears in front of children. :P
I’m not much of a prankster but once when I was 12 years old, some younger kids came to the house I was living in to trick or treat. Instead of giving them candy, I slipped rocks into their bags (geological not drug). A minute or so later, they returned with their perturbed mother who scolded me for this.
My dad gave unripe potatoes to some older teenagers that trick/treated without costumes one Halloween
That one was awesome! Now who’s shitless Lacie?!
Happy Halloween JKun!!!
Hahaha, you too, hope it was great!
Sorry, no Halloween pranks from me. I was too busy making sure my niece was able to enjoy her first Halloween.
Y’know, I wonder what all of their voices would sound like
JKUN! This is a question most imperative! We need an answer! NOW! (or whenever is most convenient for you)
I never really put much thought into what they would sound like! What do YOU think? ;D
For some reason I imagine Shelbie having a Scottish accent. At least when she’s acting the part of a pirate anyway.
Wow, I did not expect this much hype, if any. I say make a flash comic page for this purpose, or whatever, I’m good either way.
It’s not that easy. Jkun would still need to find voice actors that match his ideal of what the characters would sound like (I doubt Jkun could do the voices of 5 different girls and Mochi all by himself). That’s not even taking into account how long it would take to make even a short Flash animation.
I’m actually talking about an interactive flash comic page, something like what Guilded Age has, not a video. But that’s true, it’d probably be difficult to find people to voice the characters. Though I am content without this as long as I still laugh.
I can see the cast’s costumes:
Shelbie: demon (she thinks it will be sexy)
Lacie: A mix of Leatherface, Jason, Krueger and Myers.
Peppermint: GLaDOS (she could make one, along with portal gun)
Candy: A lion/bear mix (she is beastly, after all)
This cat approves. =^-^=b
When I was 7years old my brothers friend did the same to me and my cousin (who was 6),but he had a Scream mask on and we was playing on the game(Super Nintendo),but this dude bust through the door and screamed real loud,I’M THE OOGEY BOOGEY MAN,scared the SHIT out me and my cousin,we screamed like girls simultaneously,and I cant believe I still remember that..THANKS for reminding me again oh and Happy Halloween Jkun..and that’s just one of my childhood stories I wanted to share with you all.
Thanks for sharing! I do the same thing to my girlfriend on a regular basis.
Some things, Shelbie, should not be thought about too thoroughly… Like Mochi’s toilet habits…
Ohh…My best scare? Probably the one where I got up on the window while my female friend had the blinds closed and I called her phone. When she opened the blinds, I popped up and scared her.
You might think that this was pretty lame, but it was the third floor of the dorm that I did this on. I had to borrow the latter from the engineering department.
Dude she must have had a heart attack! Hahaha
This year I plan to bitch around at my grandma’s house, scare the living shit out of kids and wake up with a sugar crash.
I like this idea.
I see Shelbie not rotating her torso to talk to people. History of unintentional boob attacks when turning to address a person?
History of a lazy webcomic artist AMIRITE FOLKS.
So, that’s a yes to celebrating Halloween.
Sadly I’ve not yet pulled any spectacular Halloween pranks.
Looks like you’re right! Although, Japan knows about the term Halloween, sells sweets and cakes and pumpkins in October, but doesn’t actively celebrate it, or even know of it’s origin/meaning.
Just like at Christmas! It’s pretty sad, but at least I didn’t have to waste my time with trick or treaters!
Oh, please. You’re just glad you don’t have to share.
Evacuating your bowels when you’re scared is a hallmark of our hilarious nervous system, from the people who brought you ‘dong shrinking up into nothing so you dont have to worry about it flapping around while you escape’
My best Halloween prank? Um… Hard to decide. I work at the local haunted house, so I’ve got several. :D
Best job ever?! tell me more! What do you do, maintenance? Scares?
Heh. The first time I went to a haunted house, they had a little bridge inside with people underneath to grab ankles. It was dark, so I slipped down with the employees… I never realized how many girls wore short skirts.
It IS is the best job ever! I’m one of the scare actors. Basically, I just hide in a dark corner waiting for people to walk by, and then I pop out at them. One of my spots was hidden behind a fence, and I would pop out over the top, above the guests… quite often resulting in them collapsing ;)
I’m not sure if you can see it, but here’s a picture of my costume this year:
rofl, nice pose!
Also great story!
I’ve seen better.
So who has to use the toilet first from being scared?
And so the vicious cycle continues.
No more words needed.^^
The. Most. Fucking. Awesome. Costume. EVER.
I know, Shelbie’s boobs actually look real! Who knew it was just Candy inside that suit.
Candy’s wearing the SHELBIE costume, or Candy’s wearing the BOOBS costume? They’re roughly the same size…
That is a prank and look that Guy would approve of. Can you imagine Frank getting a hold of some of Mochi’s DNA?
Mochi clones for everyone!
Sounds like a party to me! Happy Halloween!
No! Don’t cross the beams!
I think Peppermint got her answer.
Loved this comic, I laughed pretty hard.
My Halloween pranking mostly consists of me hiding in small spaces and surprising people as they go by.
Thanks! Also, that is the bread and butter of scares. Works every time.
The true is, Daifuku has a Black Hole inside her, the name is Mochi.
Lacie’s eyes just remind me of some Mega Bomber Man’s creatures.
Everyone has the same shape of eyes!
It’s the hair. Or I mean the combination.
Mochi’s eyes are nipples. I believe that doesn’t count as “same”.
Mochi’s eyes are eyes, Daifuku’s nipples are nipples. Then again, being called Not Jkun means you’re always gonna be wrong, Polymer.
We are Legion, and We are many.
Not according to your IP address.
D’awww. I didn’t realize you cared, Jkun.
Eh? Whenever anyone comments it logs the IP so I can green light it. Hence why there is no spam on the site, yo.
Mehehe. I have others, though, both on the same computer and on others, such as my iPad, Playstation, laptop, and ’98 PC.
Well don’t go spamming or I’ll block ‘em, clam down a little with the comments, bro. 12 in this thread are under Polymer alone. If you wanna talk like this, E-Mail me or something.
I have spam….
*grabs can of Spam and pops back in the bushes*
MY SPAM! Give it back, ya little varmint!
In Eastern Estuary, Daifuku spook you!
I would say that the greatest Halloween related prank I pull Was when I wearing this freaky Mask I made for art then, on Halloween night while waiting for a friend, I notice someone else I knew. I climb down my friends roof with monkey like skills. Once reaching the ground I begin sneaky up this person I knew, as soon I was right behind them I unleash an ungodly deathly scream at the top of my lungs “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!” while grabbing and shaking them violently. Seriously I could of swore they literally pissing and shitting themselves in pure terror.
Haha, man, you’re a dick.
While I did dickishly scare my friend PissShitless, in my defense, they did dickishly scare me more with a puppet the day before that Hallows Eve. So I felt that I needed to even the score.(¦J) smug face
You want a best prank? well they was a classmate of mine[hated his guts] we had a class night out he passed out so we locked him into a room where a child committed suicide(just a rumor) when he woke up he saw the “girls music box” it was playing the opening from elfen leid over and over. since he is massively superstitious, we used the rumors of haunting and such to scare him til various unwholesome bodily fluids and notsofluids came out. the mess left behind was totally worth it
He pissed and shit all over the room?!
I love their faces at the end and are shelbie’s boobs just resting on the railing
Yeah! She has nowhere else to put ‘em.
There’s always Lacie’s face. Though that’d be more “in” than “on”.
40 bucks says that railing is just Joesan’s costume so he got boobs.
Well, what else is a girl to do?
lol. sensei this is pure halloween fun.
I sense revenge is on the way
Maybe next year!
Nah, probably not.
The inner machinations of Mochis’ digestive system are an enigma…
[insert milk spilling here]
I must investigate this…
Better question is, how does she even digest food in the first place? She has no stomach… or intestines…
She just does! It evaporates I guess. Try not to over analyze it, this is just a comic after all.
But it’s fun!
Yes! Finally, another compulsive over-analyst. Didn’t know you had it in ya, kid.
You will NEVER stop the fans from over-analyzing. ^_^
I’ll throw my hat to, “it goes to the pocket dimension that Mochi’s mouth leads to much like Kirby.”
Her and mochi share,or mochi eats her food and daifaku can taste it?
She just doesn’t! You don’t have to eat when you’re immortal. Keep analyzing! It helps the comic!
The idiotic Shelbie avatar makes this account even funnier.
The SMART Shelbie icon, thank you very much.
*pops back into the bushes*
Hey! Quit spamming my spam, you spammer!
This was….sexier than I thought it’s be…. >.>
I have no idea how you got sexy from this comic strip.
Lacie is in it. Instasexy
I’m forced to agree with jacklebott. Lacie doesn’t have to actually do anything to be sexy.
i see it. the question is how do you not see the sexiness?
Nope, still don’t see it.
Lacie… naked… hbl…blbleublaugh *foams at mouth*
i like how you think Jacklebott. *perverse giggles*
I do! Looks awesome. No need for apologies. Now if only you had one for Daifuku… You’d answer a lot of questions AND make plenty of people VERY happy!
Just goes to show that big breasts aren’t everything.
ture, but they do make things fun.
crap just noticed the link. *clicks link and cue bloody nose*
“D, d, dumbass… It’s not like I WANTED to get naked in front of you…I just got my dress really sweaty and had to get it washed! Stop staring at me Goddammit!” (blush)
Tsundere power to the max!
And God help her if Shelbie were to walk in on her like this…
Wow while you guys got to see a picture of a naked Lacie on Western zone Hallows Eve, I got myself a girlfriend. Not to sound like a total dick but, I wonder whose the real winner in this situation? (The Answer is Everyone and I, we all win. Hooray.)
Who says I want a girlfriend :P
Don’t make me turn you extra extra crispy, I have the technology and robot arms to do it.
You already DID that, last strip. But the cake was so worth it…
And I was talking to Jbot, not you.
Um, Sorry about, Ummmmmm…………, Take this Magical Helmet of Forgiveness.
Who says you want a girlfriend, I didn’t say anything. I’m only pointing out the somewhat irony of the situation.
My head just exploded from the sexy.
Dude, Daifuku makes everything sexy. Especially with that Sadako getup there.
I can see how you got Sexy from this strip.
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