Hey, it’s my birthday today! Have a penis comic.
Every year I tell everyone on the 1st of April “Tomorrow is my birthday!” and every year nobody believes me. Even in Japan, April Fools Day exists.
So as always, a big thank you to my Mum for trying her best to keep me from popping out 4 hours earlier!
Futa as fuck.
Plus,also, Happy birthday you crazy irish man.
Thanks!
NOT IRISH THOUGH FFFF
Happy birthday!
Thank you and welcome to the site!!
A ‘cockoptrick’ telescope. That was just so wrong. What makes her think she can fool anyone except Shelbie?
Anyway, was that true? I feel kinda sorry for you. And happy birthday!
Not 100%, my gf and Mum and remembered! Plus Facebook now reminds everything to wish me a happy birthday so it’s kinda awesome.
Oh, and thanks to you guys too! <3
How the hell does her skirt stretch like that?
Also, happy birthday…if it really is your birthday…
I mean dress.
It is! I will make a blog entry about it today or tomorrow! JUST TO PROVE IT!
I didn’t know Lacie had a cock, and a penis.
Funny, Shelbie strikes me as she’d be happy either way :O
SHES ONLY GOT ONE THAT’S A TELESCOPEEEEE GAWDDD ;D
Thats one big telescope!
Ooh and by the way. It’s my birthday too. :0
HIGH FIVE BIRTHDAY BRO!
I’m a day late but I forgot to congatulate you. Congratulations!
Futa like a boss XD ahahaha poor Shelbie, yet im sure she would enjoy it anyways XD
happy b-day compadre
Thanks dude!
Maybe she would…if it’s Lacie she’ll love anything!
there would be screams, but from enjoyment, who knows?
I understand Peppermint’s concerns she is talking to Lacie’s cock, he could be in on it!
Oh man what a TWIST.
Direct my M. Night Shamalylamylam
Happy Birthday you (April)fool! Also, how did Lacie get a talking cock? Is it a hell cock?
It’s a hell cock. maybe she left the portal open and it flew through.
Hell cock is now a thing.
I hear an middle aged man’s voice with a light british accent for the hell cock’s voice.
Me too, just some old, wise, suave British guy.
Is a Hell Cock related to a Deep Crow?
happy birthday.
Thanks Joesan! ;D
Happy birthday, you deviant, you.
Thank you, kekekeke!
Panel four lmfaooo..cant stop laughing..
I’m glad you like the hell cock.
Happy birthday….
Happy birthday….
Children dying everywhere….
People living in despair….
Happy birthday….
They can have some of this giant cake I got from fellow teachers. Would be great for my diet and fix their despair.
Also thanks!
Since when did CS became a biography of my life?
Since when did you start sticking astrology equipment between your legs?!
Oh I’ve been doing that for a while now. Anything to quell the ennui, ya know? I have my horoscopes for the last 10 years stored down there, plus some tarot cards, the ol’ I-Ching, that sort of thing. My crotch also has impeccable Feng Shui.
Oh, you mean ASTRONOMY. Ah, well, I have an astronomical sextant squirreled away in an X-rated place just in case I need it.
why boner
Lacie futa turns you on? News to me.
Happy birthday that cock also seems more annoyed than sweet
It’s now a sweet hell cock then!
Thanks a lot dude ;3
Damn, Ron Jeremy, eat your heart out. That’s a prick big enough to chew gum. She could go in the woods and club a bear to death with that thing.
I think I got all the big dick jokes out of my system.
Lacey doesn’t need to open the door, she can just ring the door bell before she’s even within arm reach.
Now I’m through… maybe…
It’s shit like this that makes the comments the best part of this site.
MORE.
There’s a tribe of elves that live in one of the veins of her prick. They make terrible cookies.
Lacey can tap you on the shoulder while she has both hands behind her head and a coquettish wink.
It’s so big, you have to call it “Yes Maam Miss Prick”.
Lacey was in a movie once, it was called “Godzilla VS My Prick”, it was a ten minute fight scene followed by an hour and fifteen minutes of Godzilla crying sulpheric tears.
Lacey prick was big enough to costar with King Kong until the accident where she gouged out one of his eyes.
It’s so big, it has to have an opening act.
My former SO’s brother was a gold mine of terrible jokes. We used to trade material whenever he came over to visit.
These are awesome. I was going to ask about how they came up, but I guess that kind of thing just comes to mind =P
lol. wow. at least i don’t bad about not being able to make a joke.
Happy anniversary of the day you came out of someone’s vagina (or stomach)!
Wait-a-minute, Lacie knows about Shelbie’s crush? I guess it isn’t surprising, as Shelbie is far from subtle =P I love how her response is “What Happened?!” I wonder what goes on inside her hamster ball of a brain.
Thanks! I’m sure my, uh, Mum’s vagina is proud.
Yeah Lacie knows, she knows a lot of stuff about a lot of people – makes her prey easier to trick!
Shelbie will be mentally scarred forever… Happy birthday <3 x
Haha I’ll bet!
Thanks a lot!!
Happy Birthday dude. Great comic by far my favorite webcomic ever
Wow thank you very much – thanks for commenting, hope you stick around!
My opinion of Lacie…
… hasn’t changed in the slightest. This is one of my favourite ones so far already.
Wow thanks dude, glad you enjoyed it!
Happy birthday man!
And, hell, Lacie is really proud of her telescope, I mean, dick, don’t you think?
Thank you!! Yeah, she’s one proud, manly sob.
Happy Birthday! Got an in-law with a birthday today as well. You are not alone!
I never knew Lacie had a talking cock. Or a telescopic penis.
Thanks and welcome! I know 4 people now with the same birthday hahaha!
Me neither, the wonders of Crazy Sunshine ey.
I see that ARG has rubbed off on you in a big way, Jkun.
Tell me about it. No hidden cocks in my comic though, that’s patented to him!
Happy birthday!… It’s for real right?…
I like Lacie’s cock… The talking one, not the telescope!
Hahaha, thanks! I’m glad, I would be worried if Lacie’s giant trouser…um…dress snake? Turned you on.
A birthday penis is the best penis.
Talking from experience?
This in a “pune,” or play on words.
-Various Discworld books.
HNRRG Discworld was so awesome.
No wait, Discworld IS so awesome.
Paljon onnea vaan. Paljon onnea vaan… Happy B-day
Thanks very much!!
Same question, same answer…
Here’s hoping Lacie’s hell cock gets promoted from one-time gag to official supporting character.
The Adventures of Hershel Hellcock.
Why does that bring a Vampire named Darkmoon to my mind…
Barmaids and ale for all!
Happy belated birthday! Have some sparkles:
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Thank you! *is sparkled*!
dude.
Just spent less than an hour reading this comic on a laptop from 2001.
Other than my lap now being toasty and warm, this comic is hella tight,
And I sepecially love the art style.
Hoooooboy, the art #3
One day I’ll get to making fanart for this…
What was I doin’ again?
Oh, yeah, telling you I loved the comic.
yeeeeaaaahh.
Love the comic, keep it up.
Jesus this is increadably long, but I have no idea how to disengage.
No seriously. HOW DO I EVEN STOP-
It takes less than an hour to read the whole archives? *cries!* I need more content!
Thanks so much for your kind words though, personally I don’t feel the art is quite there yet, but I can only improve, right?
Glad you liked it, please stick around and try out some more neat features, updates are every Monday and Friday JST!
No, no, I just read super duper ast. I go through 2 death-note books in about an hour.
And that’s all I came to say.
Now if you excuse me my lap is on fire thanks to my laptop~
Just like you to be absorbed by the local culture J-Kun. An who would guess Lacie as a new-half
I dunno about absorbed, there’s a lot of people I ignore because they just stare at me. Hate those kind of people.
Oh man, I wish I had a talking cock.
Haha yeah.
Wait, what?
Happy birthday for 4 days ago. JUst wentthrough the arcives and i love this comic
Thank you very much – thanks for checking the archives, please sick around! ;3
Great stuff! Does that thing that Peppermint is holding say Aperture on it? If so I like the reference
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Im late but ill say it anyway. Happy Birthday!
Thanks dude!
And yes it does. Looks like Peppermint braved all of Galdos’ trials and brought back a souvenir.
Also telescope. Space. Get it? ;D
Also telescope. Space. Wut?
shooot~ you know she is actually the one who built P-body!
Dammit, this is what I get for not getting online for a while… I miss a pretty big event! Happy belated B-day, J-kun! Glad you got your computer working again, since I know what it’s like to have to deal with some hardware issues.
As for the comic…… I guess even PM has her blonde moments? ._.
Oh Godavarikhani Goderich Godetia Lacie has a PINGNIS and she likes showing of her PINGNUS to everyone.
Candy may have the guns, but Lacie’s got the cannon….
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry…
Happy late late late late late late late b-day man
Haha, thank you very much man!
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=plpp&v=qcUSltdL1ps
why is this the only comment you can get to by random?
Hmm? What do you mean?
I noticed that the word “Aperture” is on the telescope’s box. If the next word is “Science” or “Labs” then Peppermint needs to return it to wherever she got it from.
Lacie: “Why do you betray me, Cock?”
Cock: “Go fuck yourself.”
Also, Happy Birthday!
happy belated birthday and stop teasing the readers.
WAIT, does the telescope package say Aperture? OWO
Portal reference maybe??